Drunk ex-girlfriend

Claire was a simple girl with a boyfriend and stuff, until he changed his Facebook relationship status to "single". Big mistake mate! Claire didn't like that and drank a few cups to forget it. The problem is, she didn't forgot what happened and decided to take revenge.


Took her ex's Focus keys and rammed through the bowling alley where he worked. Miraculously, no one was hurt and the only loss was some glass/structure and the poor Focus. The British woman was considered guilty(but of course!) and was given a suspended 9 month prison sentence and banned from driving for 18 months.
So, moral of story:
Never leave the keys of this...

...with one of these...

...if you pretend to dump her.